I reckon some of ya'll fancy yourselves a fierce mechanical bull rider--you could have made a better show of it than Bud when he went up against that con-man Wes. Well, I say, "Bull!" and unless you are hankerin’ for some bumps and bruises, stay your keister off the bull and buy this shirt. If some young wannabe cowboy tries to give you smack for not getting on, just tell him Bud said, "All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me."